you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
talk shit get cried in front of
What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
LOL the credit scenes was just awesome, also like how Goldy is enjoying Las Vegas with Stan.
Rich people water. Heh.
looking at your ass after watching the anaconda music video
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
THIS EXACTLY THIS.
I want to hand this out like a fucking flier
i can’t stop laughing
I LOVE JUS REIGN SO MUCH
My husband omg
things people do in fanfic no one does in real life
- smirk every frickin five seconds
- stutter to be cute
- be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
- chuckle gently
- chuckle in general
- make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
- NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN
I chuckled so hard at this