im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
This is a real thing that’s real.
me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
Me too, Aragorn. Me too.
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
best of “she wears short skirts”