babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

shisnojon:


studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen




y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a


tengo una mente muy enferma 


Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen

y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a

tengo una mente muy enferma 

Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

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memeluvr2:

no money

no family

image

simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

image

water-loggedd:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

HOLY SHIT OMG

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

thatfunnyblog:

can i make it any more obvious?

thatfunnyblog:

can i make it any more obvious?

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak"
— A six word story (via emobean)

Neko