blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

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jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

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clannyphantom:

talk shit get cried in front of

monosexuals:

What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???

What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life

Cash Money
Stanford "Stan" Pines, aka Grunkle Stan

sergy92:

grimphantom:

fancysanta:

Grimphantom:

LOL the credit scenes was just awesome, also like how Goldy is enjoying Las Vegas with Stan.

Rich people water. Heh.

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crrabs:

looking at your ass after watching the anaconda music video
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unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

pastelmorgue:

brodieroset:

THIS EXACTLY THIS.

I want to hand this out like a fucking flier

pastelmorgue:

brodieroset:

THIS EXACTLY THIS.

I want to hand this out like a fucking flier

covenesque:

amberrosesshavedhead:

maghrabiyya:

i can’t stop laughing

I LOVE JUS REIGN SO MUCH

My husband omg

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forrome:

"How’s school?"

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danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

Neko